Minsan sa mga magkarelasyon, meron talagang third parties ( mga kalaguyo ). Di maiiwasan yan. Kaya pag nagkita kayo, sabihin niyo na lang to ;)
*after breaking up with my bf, he wanted us to get back again... i told him "ligawan mo ako ulit"...*
Then he goes, "sasagutin mo ba ako?"
syempre sagot ko, "hindi" :)))
para sa mga third parties...
"don't hate me because I'm beautiful..hate me because your boyfriend thinks so..."
well.. para doon sa ex na pinamamalita ang nangyari sa relationships ninyo!
" I'm never satisfied anyway!"
BF nanloko..
EX: i just need time to change.
GiRL: you don't need time, you need a miracle.
EX: this is my new gf (pinakita yung picture).
me: ay sorry kala ko maid nyo.=))))))))))
To an ex boyfriend who said sh*t about me:
"Five minutes of kissing him doesn't compare to three hours of f*ck*n you. Besides, every orgasm I had with you was F-A-K-E!"
kung masasalubong ko ex ko with her new BF:
"Wow, bagay nga kayo... (turo sa ex) Basura... (turo sa BF niya) Basurero..."
karibal:grabe kang magsalita..hay nako, i wonder kung san ka na namang basura pinulot ni (BF)
me: at least nga ako, kahit galing sa basura, pinulot pa..eh ikaw, nanggaling ka nga sa ganyan kaso may pumulot na ba sayo? AGUUUUY. BURN
To an ex begging to be taken back:
"Sorry, I don't recycle."
BF that time cheating... Saw the girl... Said to BF: "pagpalit mo na nga lang ako, sa gremlin pa? " =))))
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