English Pick Up Time! Part 1

Inclined with my previous post, here are some english pick up lines. DISCLAIMER: Dapat nakakaintindi ng english yung sinasabihan niyo ha >:) =))) 

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?


Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.


Are you still accepting applications for your fan club?


*inside a room*
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.


Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.


Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.


Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day
long.


Aren't we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight?


*Ask a woman for the time.*
"10:30? So today is February 8, 2012, at 10:30 PM,
thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met
you."


Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print